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(You remind me of every banjo-playing geek on "Hee Haw.") There's a slight difference in our ages.

(You are one Jurassic geezer.) I'm not attracted to you in that way.

essay, Huang expounds upon "the expectations the dominant culture" places on Asian Americans, which he became aware of at a young age.

"I realized that people on the margins aren’t afforded the privilege of being complicated, whole, human beings in America; we have to create that existence ourselves, and it is that experience that I feel fundamentally binds us," Huang writes.

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